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Grumpy cat

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Subversive cross stitch pattern PDF: a sassy orange cat, a ball of yarn, and the one line every modern stitcher wants to say — NOT YOUR GRANDMA'S CROSS STITCH.

This one is for the stitcher who loves the craft and is done apologising for it. A deadpan ginger cat in dark sunglasses sits beside a rolling ball of yarn and delivers the punchline in bold block letters — golden brown, dark topaz and apricot on a clean, open background, with no shading to fuss over.

🧵 PATTERN DETAILS • Stitch count: 144 × 132 (8,188 stitches) • Finished size — design only, add fabric for framing: – 14 ct Aida: 10.29 × 9.43 in / 26.1 × 23.9 cm – 16 ct Aida: 9.00 × 8.25 in / 22.9 × 21.0 cm – 18 ct Aida: 8.00 × 7.33 in / 20.3 × 18.6 cm – 28 ct evenweave (2 over 2): 10.29 × 9.43 in / 26.1 × 23.9 cm • Colours: 6 DMC, worked in 3 strands — 3371 Black Brown, 3826 Golden Brown, 782 Topaz Dark, 3341 Apricot, 746 Off White, BLANC • Partial coverage (about 43% of the grid) — your fabric stays visible as the background • Full cross stitches only. No backstitch, no fractional stitches. • Skill level: beginner

🛒 WHAT YOU GET Your instant download includes: - full-color symbol chart with the notes and color checklist pages to track your progress as you go - printer-friendly black & white symbol chart - DMC floss color list - realistic stitched preview - beginner's guide - editable OXS file compatible with Pattern Keeper, MacStitch and WinStitch. Nothing is shipped — just download, print, and start stitching today.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD Nothing ships. Your files are ready as soon as payment clears. On a computer: go to You, then Purchases and reviews, then hit Download next to this order. In the Etsy app: go to You, then Purchases, open the order and tap Download. Etsy also sends you a download link by email. You can re-download from that same page any time, so nothing gets lost.

TERMS OF USE This pattern is for personal use. You can stitch it for yourself and stitch it as a gift. Please do not resell, share, copy or redistribute the files, sell the chart as your own, or use it for mass production. The design and the chart stay the property of Stitch Jam Studio.

GOOD TO KNOW You are buying a PDF chart, not a finished piece and not a kit. No fabric, floss or hoop is included. Colors on a screen can look different from real DMC floss. The preview shows how the finished piece could look. Your result depends on fabric count and floss. Files are in English. You need a PDF reader to open the charts. Free ones work fine.

RETURNS Because this is an instant download, all sales are final. No refunds, returns or exchanges once the files are available. If a file will not open, the download stops halfway, or you got the wrong item, message me and I will fix it.

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