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Stitch Jam Studio counted cross-stitch pattern: This Llama doesn't want your drama
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This Llama doesn't want your drama

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This Llama Doesn't Want Your Drama, a funny llama cross stitch pattern for anyone who'd rather keep the peace (and the coffee). This cute cartoon llama sips beside a couple of cacti while delivering its snarky no-drama motto, making it a cheeky wall or desk reminder to leave the drama at the door.

Pattern details

• Finished size: 137 × 152 stitches, approx. 9.79 × 10.86 in / 24.9 × 27.6 cm on 14-count Aida • Also sized for 16 ct (21.7 × 24.1 cm), 18 ct (19.3 × 21.4 cm), and 28-count evenweave • Beginner-friendly: 9 DMC colors, worked in 2 strands • 9,972 stitches total • Design size only, please add extra fabric for framing or finishing

What you get

Your instant download includes:

  • full-color symbol chart with the notes and color checklist pages to track your progress as you go
  • printer-friendly black & white symbol chart
  • DMC floss color list
  • realistic stitched preview
  • beginner's guide
  • editable OXS file compatible with Pattern Keeper, MacStitch and WinStitch. Nothing is shipped, just download, print, and start stitching today.
How to download

Nothing ships. Your files are ready as soon as payment clears. On a computer: go to You, then Purchases and reviews, then hit Download next to this order. In the Etsy app: go to You, then Purchases, open the order and tap Download. Etsy also sends you a download link by email. You can re-download from that same page any time, so nothing gets lost.

Personal use

This pattern is for personal use. You can stitch it for yourself and stitch it as a gift. Please do not resell, share, copy or redistribute the files, sell the chart as your own, or use it for mass production. The design and the chart stay the property of Stitch Jam Studio.

Good to know

You are buying a PDF chart, not a finished piece and not a kit. No fabric, floss or hoop is included. Colors on a screen can look different from real DMC floss. The preview shows how the finished piece could look. Your result depends on fabric count and floss. Files are in English. You need a PDF reader to open the charts. Free ones work fine.

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