Instant cross stitch PDF
Do Epic Shit
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Do epic sh*t! This funny, subversive cross stitch pattern pairs a bold motivational swear-word statement with a soft, colorful floral background, the perfect "sweet but make it sweary" wall art for anyone who needs a daily kick of encouragement with attitude.
A large, beginner-friendly PDF chart with a modern typographic look and a joyful floral frame, a real statement piece for a home office, craft room, or gallery wall.
📐PATTERN DETAILS • Stitch count: 126 × 178 (14,097 stitches) • Finished size on 14ct Aida: 22.9 × 32.3 cm / 9.0 × 12.7 in (also sized for 16ct, 18ct, and 28ct evenweave) • 14 DMC colors, 2 strands, full coverage • Skill level: beginner-friendly (large but simple, mostly full stitches, easy-to-read chart)
📦WHAT YOU GET Your instant download includes: - full-color symbol chart with the notes and color checklist pages to track your progress as you go - printer-friendly black & white symbol chart - DMC floss color list - realistic stitched preview - beginner's guide - editable OXS file compatible with Pattern Keeper, MacStitch and WinStitch. Nothing is shipped, just download, print, and start stitching today.
How to download
Nothing ships. Your files are ready as soon as payment clears. On a computer: go to You, then Purchases and reviews, then hit Download next to this order. In the Etsy app: go to You, then Purchases, open the order and tap Download. Etsy also sends you a download link by email. You can re-download from that same page any time, so nothing gets lost.
Personal use
This pattern is for personal use. You can stitch it for yourself and stitch it as a gift. Please do not resell, share, copy or redistribute the files, sell the chart as your own, or use it for mass production. The design and the chart stay the property of Stitch Jam Studio.
Good to know
You are buying a PDF chart, not a finished piece and not a kit. No fabric, floss or hoop is included. Colors on a screen can look different from real DMC floss. The preview shows how the finished piece could look. Your result depends on fabric count and floss. Files are in English. You need a PDF reader to open the charts. Free ones work fine.
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