Instant cross stitch PDF
please be patient with me i'm from 90s
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This 90s cross stitch pattern is an instant-download PDF chart of a retro computer error window that pops up with the world's most relatable warning: please be patient with me, I'm from the 1990s.
Everything a 90s kid misses is stacked inside one chunky grey dialog box, a blue floppy disk, a corded telephone handset, a beige desktop computer and a little burnt-orange cassette tape, all rendered in flat pixel art with a royal blue title bar and an OK button you'll never get to click. It is a funny, geeky throwback piece for anyone who grew up with dial-up, and it looks right at home above a desk.
🧵 PATTERN DETAILS • Stitch count: 139 x 70 (9,718 stitches) • Finished size on 14 ct Aida: 9.93 x 5.00 in / 25.2 x 12.7 cm 16 ct Aida: 8.69 x 4.38 in / 22.1 x 11.1 cm 18 ct Aida: 7.72 x 3.89 in / 19.6 x 9.9 cm 28 ct evenweave: 9.93 x 5.00 in / 25.2 x 12.7 cm • Colors: 11 DMC shades, 2 strands • Stitches used: full cross stitches only - no backstitch, no fractional stitches, no French knots • Skill level: beginner-friendly. This is a full coverage cross stitch design, so the whole rectangle gets stitched and there is no background to leave bare - which also means you can use ANY fabric color you like. The photographed versions are worked on white and cream Aida. Because every stitch sits against another stitch rather than against the fabric, nothing in the palette can disappear on you.
🛒 WHAT YOU GET Your instant download includes: - full-color symbol chart with the notes and color checklist pages to track your progress as you go - printer-friendly black & white symbol chart - DMC floss color list - realistic stitched preview - beginner's guide - editable OXS file compatible with Pattern Keeper, MacStitch and WinStitch. Nothing is shipped, just download, print, and start stitching today.
How to download
Nothing ships. Your files are ready as soon as payment clears. On a computer: go to You, then Purchases and reviews, then hit Download next to this order. In the Etsy app: go to You, then Purchases, open the order and tap Download. Etsy also sends you a download link by email. You can re-download from that same page any time, so nothing gets lost.
Personal use
This pattern is for personal use. You can stitch it for yourself and stitch it as a gift. Please do not resell, share, copy or redistribute the files, sell the chart as your own, or use it for mass production. The design and the chart stay the property of Stitch Jam Studio.
Good to know
You are buying a PDF chart, not a finished piece and not a kit. No fabric, floss or hoop is included. Colors on a screen can look different from real DMC floss. The preview shows how the finished piece could look. Your result depends on fabric count and floss. Files are in English. You need a PDF reader to open the charts. Free ones work fine.
Returns
Because this is an instant download, all sales are final. No refunds, returns or exchanges once the files are available. If a file will not open, the download stops halfway, or you got the wrong item, message me and I will fix it.
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