Instant cross stitch PDF
Goose - Peace was never an option
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- Personal-use pattern
Meet your new favourite villain: a snarky goose who has decided that "Peace Was Never an Option." This funny subversive cross stitch pattern turns a beloved rage-goose meme into a quick, satisfying stitch for your gallery wall, sweet on the surface, armed and unbothered underneath.
A modern, clean chart with zero fractional stitches, just bold full crosses, so it's genuinely beginner-friendly.
Perfect for stitchers who like their needlework a little unhinged, and a great "I dare you" gift for a fellow crafter. Files are for personal use; please don't resell or redistribute the pattern.
📐 PATTERN SPECS • Stitch count: 85 × 102 (3,262 stitches) • Finished size on 14-count Aida: approx. 6.07 × 7.29 in / 15.4 × 18.5 cm (design area only, add fabric for framing) • Also sized for: 16ct (5.31 × 6.38 in), 18ct (4.72 × 5.67 in), 28ct evenweave (6.07 × 7.29 in) • Colors: just 3 DMC shades, 2 strands, fast, low-cost, no floss juggling • Skill level: beginner, full stitches only, no backstitch, no fractionals • Style: small, modern, snarky meme wall art
What you get
Your instant download includes:
- full-color symbol chart with the notes and color checklist pages to track your progress as you go
- printer-friendly black & white symbol chart
- DMC floss color list
- realistic stitched preview
- beginner's guide
- editable OXS file compatible with Pattern Keeper, MacStitch and WinStitch. Nothing is shipped, just download, print, and start stitching today.
How to download
Nothing ships. Your files are ready as soon as payment clears. On a computer: go to You, then Purchases and reviews, then hit Download next to this order. In the Etsy app: go to You, then Purchases, open the order and tap Download. Etsy also sends you a download link by email. You can re-download from that same page any time, so nothing gets lost.
Personal use
This pattern is for personal use. You can stitch it for yourself and stitch it as a gift. Please do not resell, share, copy or redistribute the files, sell the chart as your own, or use it for mass production. The design and the chart stay the property of Stitch Jam Studio.
Good to know
You are buying a PDF chart, not a finished piece and not a kit. No fabric, floss or hoop is included. Colors on a screen can look different from real DMC floss. The preview shows how the finished piece could look. Your result depends on fabric count and floss. Files are in English. You need a PDF reader to open the charts. Free ones work fine.
Returns
Because this is an instant download, all sales are final. No refunds, returns or exchanges once the files are available. If a file will not open, the download stops halfway, or you got the wrong item, message me and I will fix it.
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