Digital cross-stitch pattern · PDF
tried to look for intelligent life_found
A grumpy black cat pilots a pastel flying saucer, and the stitched verdict is brutally honest: 'Tried to look for intelligent life… found none.' It's that deadpan, cute-meets-savage vibe we all need sometimes.
At a glance
- Format
- Digital PDF download
- Chart size
- 100 × 112 stitches
- Finished size
- 18.1 × 20.3 cm / 7.14 × 8.00 in
- Colors
- 8 DMC colors
- Total stitches
- 3,023 stitches
- Thread
- 4 strands
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A grumpy black cat pilots a pastel flying saucer, and the stitched verdict is brutally honest: 'Tried to look for intelligent life… found none.' It's that deadpan, cute-meets-savage vibe we all need sometimes. Grab the cross-stitch PDF when your WIP pile needs a little sarcastic comic relief.
Pattern details
Tried to look for intelligent life... FOUND NONE. This funny black cat alien cross stitch pattern is a snarky little UFO meme for anyone who relates a bit too hard. A grumpy black kitty pilots a pastel flying saucer while the deadpan verdict on humanity stitches out above and below, equal parts cute and savage. Print it your way at multiple sizes, or stitch from your tablet. A perfect small black cat project for the funny, sarcastic, sci-fi-loving corner of your stitching queue. An instant-download PDF counted cross stitch chart, beginner-friendly and quick to finish.
- Design size: 100 × 112 stitches (3,879 stitches), about 7.14 × 8.00 in / 18.1 × 20.3 cm on 14-count Aida. Uses just 8 DMC colors with 2 strands, full stitches only, no fractional stitches or backstitch, so it is genuinely easy for a first sci-fi project.
What you get
Your instant download includes:
- full-color symbol chart
- printer-friendly black & white symbol chart
- DMC floss color list, a
- realistic stitched preview, a
- beginner's guide
- editable OXS file compatible with Pattern Keeper, MacStitch and WinStitch. Nothing is shipped, just download, print, and start stitching today.
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Personal use
This pattern is for personal use. You can stitch it for yourself and stitch it as a gift. Please do not resell, share, copy or redistribute the files, sell the chart as your own, or use it for mass production. The design and the chart stay the property of Stitch Jam Studio.
Good to know
You are buying a PDF chart, not a finished piece and not a kit. No fabric, floss or hoop is included. Colors on a screen can look different from real DMC floss. The preview shows how the finished piece could look. Your result depends on fabric count and floss. Files are in English. You need a PDF reader to open the charts. Free ones work fine.
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